I simply love Bridget Jones' Diary. I try not to watch it when Mom's around because I get very angry when she quotes this film.
I don't like gherkins. I don't like jumpers. And I certainly don't like hearing that the Japanese are a very cruel race. You know, I'm totally Japanese. I know that I was born in Missouri, but, I'm still Asian and I'm easily offended. Can't you see the outrage in my face?
God Mom, I just want to watch this movie in peace!!!!
Yanno, I'm just going to hide out under Dad's side of the bed if you can't leave me alone. I mean, you know I'm completely head over heels about Alcide Herveaux right now, but Daniel Cleaver is pretty cute.
But Oh! Mark Darcy...or as you and my sister call him, "Mahhhk Dahhhhsee"...He is pretty swoony...
I wish you'd just go to bed. It'd make my TV time so much more enjoyable.
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